crospeaks:

iguanamouth:

titan arum and rafflesia produce the largest flowers in the world and both have the nickname “carrion flower” for creating odors that smell like rotten meat so stick that on your head and crown it

I love the flower crown meme but this made me laugh so damn hard.

flynnabob:

Just look at how his boobs jiggle

flynnabob:

Just look at how his boobs jiggle

winterackles:

today in religion we were talking about angels and our religion teacher said whoever can name the most angels gets five extra credit points on the test and all these kids tried and they only named like two but when I went I named nine and my teacher started to cry because she thought I was this huge religion and angel lover when really I just know the angels names from supernatural

(Source: winchstur)

cottoncandy-cupcake:

There’s this shitty thing that happens when you learn about the reality of racism, sexism and misogyny. You start to hear it from the mouths of your parents, grandparents, friends and siblings and you can’t ignore it anymore but you’ll see how many of them will ignore you when you speak out about it.

(Source: babyrad)

So I called my old job about picking up my check and if I should bring my apron and hat to give back to them. Apparently, I had to pay 6 dollars from my check.

thefrogman:

By Ruby [tumblr | twitter | instagram]

(Source: rubyetc)

Don’t fall in love with her outline. Spend a lifetime memorizing her. Remember the mouth of the girl who bit the horizon. She was the one who tried to peel the stars from the sky.

When they opened her chest, they found her poems stuffed inside her heart gnawing. She never meant for the words to leak, but she was always messy with poetry.

—“outline”, n.a (via sailingaugust)

chariczard:

theslytherinprincess:

This is my favorite

I guess he was Finnished

chariczard:

theslytherinprincess:

This is my favorite

I guess he was Finnished

(Source: aintnopartylikealizparty)

placiddream:

If only that was how it ended ahaha

(Source: cristinmilioti)