anticishet:

if you misgender a trans person just because you’re mad at them you are 100% a piece of filth.

(Source: mukuroikusaba)

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

puzzylipz:

$$$rebel amish$$$

puzzylipz:

$$$rebel amish$$$

(Source: tropicgravy)

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

i-fucking-hate-people:

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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what’s even better about this is that that’s the birds’ mating ritual

its-tuesday-again:

that’s my kind of price

nare-bear:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

BRUH